THE QUEEN has despatched a weird celebratory message to Kim Jong-un concerning North Korea’s Nationwide Day.
Her Majesty’s observe comes amid World Conflict Three fears after it was revealed Kim has constructed a brand new long-range cruise missile able to carrying nuclear weapons.
The Monarch’s message solely got here to gentle after Pyongyang issued a press launch on behalf of the North Korea tyrant.
The discharge, printed by North Korean state media states: “Kim Jong Un, president of the State Affairs of the Democratic Folks’s Republic of Korea (DPRK), acquired greetings from Elizabeth II, queen of the UK of Nice Britain and Northern Eire, on September 7.”
The message was despatched two days earlier than North Korea’s founding day parade amongst dozens of different messages from leaders of nations, in accordance with the Day by day Beast.
The Queen’s message learn: “Because the folks of the Democratic Folks’s Republic of Korea have a good time their Nationwide Day, I ship my good needs for the long run.”
Korea skilled Aidan Foster-Carter, a senior analysis fellow at Leeds College, advised the outlet that North Korea “commonly greets our queen on her birthday however I discover no hint of any message from us/her to them—till now. So that is intriguing.”
And though there may need been some disbelief, a royal spokesman confirmed the Queen did ship the message to the dictator for the 73rd anniversary of the nation’s founding because the Democratic Folks’s Republic of Korea.
Final week the North Korean chief waved at crowds from a platform in Kim Il Sung sq. throughout a celebratory midnight parade.
The images launched confirmed Kim trying significantly skinnier as he was hugged by two adoring youngsters and saluted males marching biohazard fits.
Nevertheless, marching bands that led the parade have been adopted by an “emergency illness prevention unit” of males kitted up in apocalyptic-looking purple hazmat fits and enormous fuel masks in a scary show of bio-warfare.
In the meantime the nation is struggling by a catastrophic meals scarcity – for which the North Korean chief has purged officers.
The 37-year-old chief had piled on the kilos since he took energy a decade in the past – ballooning to 22 stone – however just lately shed the blubber when he struggled to breathe.
Based on one supply, Kim’s cronies stated he gained weight attributable to work-related stress, consuming, heavy smoking and a high-fat eating regimen.
These near the North Korean despot are stated to have pleaded with Kim to get match and “take some relaxation” for the “good of his folks”.
Kim’s well being has beforehand been a intently guarded state secret – however ravenous North Koreans have stated they’re more and more nervous in regards to the well being of their “emaciated” chief, in accordance with state media.
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